So you don’t look like an amateur, never reveal how you perform a magic trick. When someone asks you how you did your trick you need to say something, so try one of these snappy answers:
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"Quite well, don't you think?"
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"If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
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"I'm a genetic freak."
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"The question isn’t how — it's why."
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"What are you, from 60 Minutes?"
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"Pure luck."
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"Can you keep a secret? Well, so can I."
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"Witchcraft. Didn't you see me wiggle my nose?"
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"Through years of tedious practice and self-denial."
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"What do I look like — the Masked Magician?"
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"Camera tricks."